Football or Soccer vs Sex. (18+)

Football vs Sex. (18+)

1. Going to your bf/gf without
being invited =OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =
OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time before
ejaculation = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and
banging all = MVP(Most valuable
Player)
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting
a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for
more = EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having
sex = FAIRPLAY
15. Biting her nipples / his Dick =?
SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder =
THROWING.
17. Asking her 'how do you want
it' = taking instructions on da
sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and
later still got pregnant =
DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant =
Goooooooooaaaaa alllllllllllllllll.

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