Sunday, June 02, 2013

22 Funny phrases

1. If oral sex is good, why not be the writing?
2. If a lawyer crazy, Lose his mind?
3. If all rights are reserved, What about lefties?
4. If there is a beyond, there is a least here?

5. If the pool is Honda, The sea is Toyota?
6. For what we run fast in the rain, if it rains too forward?
7. Where is the other half of the Middle East?
8. How far wash their faces bald?
9. Why called our planet Earth, it being three quarters of water?
10. Why "separated" is written all together and "all together" is written separately?
11. The environment will be because we destroyed half?
12. Who the hell is the father of Donald Duck's nephews?
13. Why when you go retarded slower traffic or people passing through?
14. Why the hell one day we came late and
the boss early and wondering for us and why there early one day the boss does not appear?
15. Why bosses always ask the issues one I have not reviewed?
16. Why zero raised to zero is one?
17. Why do good looking women hanging out with fools well ugly and good looking guys hanging out with gays?
18. Why when it is running out of batteries in the remote control, one harder push the button?
19. Why always back itches, where the arm does not reach us?
20. Why when you sing happy birthday, You put that stupid face?
21. If all men are equal, why women choose both?
22. Why will finish reading when you say, "fuck all true".

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