Les presentamos los Tipos de Cuaima….
Cuaima Común: Es pacifica
mientras no le toquen a su pareja, se puede encontrar en las esquinas,
plazas, centros comerciales, discotecas, universidades, metro, y en
cualquier estado del país
Cuaima artista: La que monta un show en plena calle, grita y hace pasar pena .
Cuaima camuflajeada: La que parece que no es pero es. (altamente peligrosa)
Cuaima Cibernauta: La que cela al novio y está pendiente de todo lo que hace por Internet, Chat,
Messenger, correos (email) , paginas ( especialmente las porno),revisa
el historial de paginas visitadas. para evitar ciber cachos
Cuaimineitor: Este tipo de cuaima destruye toda la vida social de su
pareja, es ese tipo de mujer que no deja a su pareja sola ni un minuto,
estudian juntos, trabajan juntos, rumbean juntos, tienen amigos en
común, y maneja toda la vida social de su pareja
Cuaima plus+: Es una de las mas peligrosa, ya que viene repotenciada
Cuaima Light: La que no es muy cuaima pero esta pendiente de todo lo que hace su pareja.
Cuaima amistosa: La que espera estar con un grupo de amigas para vengarse de su pareja. ( no es nada si no esta con el gremio)
Cuaima teleoperadora: La que quiere saber quien llama a su novio,
cuanto tiempo dura hablando por teléfono, que mensajes le llegan al
celular a que hora y que quería y que mensaje dejó.
Cuaima Piña: Es
una cuaima muy fastidiosa, pregunta mucho, molesta, persigue, atosiga, y
odia a todos los amigos y amigas del novio así ella no los conozca.
Súper Cuaima: Especie altamente peligrosa, es celosa, un poco torpe, y es capaz de atacar a otras cuaimas.
Cuaima Sexy o Bicha: Es muy molesta entre su especie, esta cuaima se
encarga de molestar a los hombres usando sus atributos, casi siempre
ataca a otras cuaimas quitándole su pareja
Cuaima analítica:
Visualiza a su pareja, sus amistades, en fin toda la actividad diaria de
su pareja y toma acciones al respecto para corregir los fallos Ej.,
(amigos con malas influencia: Sonsacadores tipo Canache)
Cuaima
casera: Es la que Obliga a su pareja a estar en su casa, siempre tiene
una excusa , me siento mal, te prepare comida, se enfermaron los niñ@s, y
cualquier otra excusa que sirva para mantenerlo en casa.
Cuaima Feminista: Rara en su especie pero generalmente, se encarga de ser autosuficiente y puede llegar a odiar a los hombres.
Cuaima Mix: Especie muy común es como el camaleón, cambia según la ocasión.
¿Qué tipo de cuaima eres o qué tipo de cuaima tienes en tu casa? O CUAIMO ? JEJEJE
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Friday, August 30, 2013
Kim Jong-un's ex-lover: Men in power may be alluring to women, but are better left alone.
Kim Jong-un's ex-lover: Men in power may be alluring to women, but are better left alone
With reports that Kim Jong-un's ex-girlfriend has been executed by firing squad, Dr Brooke Magnanti looks back at the fate of other women who have been romantically linked to powerful political men.
Hyon Song-wol, a singer and rumoured to be a former lover of the North Korean leader Kim Jong-un
10:20AM BST 30 Aug 2013
Hyon Song-wol, rumoured
to be a former girlfriend of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, has been
executed for 'violating laws against pornography,' according to news
reports out of South Korea. According to some accounts, her crime was making
a sex tape.
The worrying stories also claim another 12 victims were executed at the same
time, and that member's of Hyon's family are being held in prison under
'guilt by association laws' and for possessing contraband when searched.
The extreme and punitive pornography laws of North Korea aside, the fate of
mistresses to the powerful is seldom a good one. History is littered with
stories of women who were courted by the rich and powerful, only to be
discarded when they became inconvenient.
There's an old saying that a man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy…
so, too, does the man who has his mistress bumped off in order to save his
own skin, or for revenge. And that's not the only risk. Simply being
connected to power - even if never solemnised in marriage - can be enough to
bring vengeful opponents to the door – as many women throughout history have
found out.
In 2010, Shahla
Jahed, the 'temporary wife' of an Iranian footballer, was executed
after being convicted of his wife's murder. However, her confession was
obtained under unclear circumstances, and she later retracted its contents.
Amnesty International's appeal for a halt to her punishment failed.
Madame du Barry was the last official mistress of King Louis XV of France. It
was those old connections during the French Revolution that did for her.
Arrested after accusations were made that she was using hidden jewels to pay
for smuggling royalists out of France, she was convicted by the
Revolutionary Tribunal of Paris in 1792, beheaded, and her corpse disposed
in the Madeleine Cemetery along with countless other victims of the Terror.
While Clara Petacci, the mistress of Benito Mussolini, shared his ultimate fate of being shot in April 1945. Photographs and postcards of the two lovers' corpses were a popular item sold to triumphant US soldiers in Italy.
Mary Hamilton, a Scottish woman who was one of Peter the Great of Russia's many mistresses, found that rivalry between her benefactors spelled trouble. As well as bedding the Tsar, she also hooked up with another nobleman. When his eye began to wander elsewhere, though, she attempted to win him back…using gifts she had filched from the Empress. This betrayal was discovered, and led to more revelations including accusations of abortions and infanticide.
Were some, any, or all of the accusations against these women - especially and including the ex-girlfriend of North Korea's leader - true? Unfortunately, it is very difficult to tell. History has a way of heaping additional insults on the memory of women deemed to be outside the norm, or not "good" women.
Men and especially powerful men in politics are permitted to be complicated people with private lives… the women they associate with, not so much. We forgive the Bill Clintons of the world, but who even knows what Monica Lewinsky is up to these days? For them it's angel or harlot, and very little in between.
Jealousy or envy can so easily lead people to hurl all kinds of accusations at women they dislike. It would seem that, as ever, being labelled a "bad" woman means people will (and do) believe any old cobblers about you regardless of the evidence - or lack thereof. Only for most of us, the whispers and backstabbing behind closed doors rarely turns into the real deal.
While Clara Petacci, the mistress of Benito Mussolini, shared his ultimate fate of being shot in April 1945. Photographs and postcards of the two lovers' corpses were a popular item sold to triumphant US soldiers in Italy.
Mary Hamilton, a Scottish woman who was one of Peter the Great of Russia's many mistresses, found that rivalry between her benefactors spelled trouble. As well as bedding the Tsar, she also hooked up with another nobleman. When his eye began to wander elsewhere, though, she attempted to win him back…using gifts she had filched from the Empress. This betrayal was discovered, and led to more revelations including accusations of abortions and infanticide.
Were some, any, or all of the accusations against these women - especially and including the ex-girlfriend of North Korea's leader - true? Unfortunately, it is very difficult to tell. History has a way of heaping additional insults on the memory of women deemed to be outside the norm, or not "good" women.
Men and especially powerful men in politics are permitted to be complicated people with private lives… the women they associate with, not so much. We forgive the Bill Clintons of the world, but who even knows what Monica Lewinsky is up to these days? For them it's angel or harlot, and very little in between.
Jealousy or envy can so easily lead people to hurl all kinds of accusations at women they dislike. It would seem that, as ever, being labelled a "bad" woman means people will (and do) believe any old cobblers about you regardless of the evidence - or lack thereof. Only for most of us, the whispers and backstabbing behind closed doors rarely turns into the real deal.
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