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“A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students:
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say: I am rich, would you marry me - That’s:
Direct Marketing.
2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing
at you, and he tells her: He is very rich, would you marry him – That’s:
Advertising.
3. In a party, a girl walks to you & she says: you are rich, would you marry me? - That’s:
Brand Recognition.
4. You say: I am very rich, would you marry me? & she slaps you - That’s:
Customer Feedback.
5. You say: I am very rich, would you marry me? & she introduces you to her husband - That’s:
Demand & Supply Gap.
6. Before you say: I am rich, would you marry me?, your wife arrives - That’s:
Restriction from Entering New Market. ♥
